They Blowed 'Em Up Real Good, Ralph

Evil Monkey: Wow.Jeff: Wow.Evil Monkey: I didn't know...Jeff: I didn't know either...Evil Monkey: That there were so many ways to kill a person.Jeff: Yeah.Evil Monkey: Reminds me of that Billy Joel song.Jeff: What?Evil Monkey: You know--the one where he lists all the historical-cultural things.Jeff: We didn't start the fire?Evil Monkey: Yeah, that one.Jeff: This didn't look much like a Billy Joel video.Evil Monkey: Yeah, it was. Kinda goes like this "We didn't start the fire./The aliens did./And then the predators came:/Decapitation/ exploding hook through the heart/ claw through the brain/ evaporating head/ nail gun through head/ spike through chest/ finger in the lungs/ bite head off/ swinging spines for fun/ they blowed them up real good, Ralph."Jeff: Nobody's gonna mistake it for a biopic on Mother Teresa, that's for sure.Evil Monkey: "Fang through the eye/ knife through the spleen/ blade through the pancreas / unraveling intestines/ raindrops on kittens..." Hey, wait, I'm wrong--it's not a Billy Joel song: it's "My Favorite Things" from Mary Poppins!

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