For Your Entertainment

(Just because I can...)While I deal with return travel to Tally from Tucson (the workshop went great--the audience turned out to be natural-born storytellers and we had a lot of fun with them) and this flu that won't go away, here're some classic posts from this blog and its prior incarnation to keep you entertained. Chances are I won't post again until late Wednesday or early Thursday.For some of you these will be old hat, but the audience for this blog keeps growing and changing, so hopefully it'll be new for some.Predator Opera - yes, I wrote the beginning of a Predator opera. I've received dozens of emails from people saying I should finish this. Believe me, it's finished...Chuck E. Cheese (video) - The story of how I self-banned from Chuck E. Cheese. Involves the ever popular kick to the groin.Saga of the Dragon Head (Part 1 and Part 2) - I think this one is self-explanatory...What You Find Cleaning Up Your Office - Mostly you find the maps you made for various quest novels back when you were a teenager, and horrid-haired photos from the 1980s.The Speed of Bullshit - Turns out it's exactly the speed you'd expect...The Evil Monkey Guide to Creative Writing - "Never sleep with a ghost writer."God Bless The Heroism of Fiction Writers - another self-explanatory one.Stumped by Cheese - Fooled in France....Pirates - And people in underwear...Evil Monkey on Narnia - Evil Monkey attempts a movie review...Wild Pigs - In which I survive a wild pig charge...Ten Things I Did But No One Will BelieveThe Classic Odd Jobs Post - the grand finale: several tales of insane adventure, including the infamous pellet story...