My Daily Twitter Cookie

So I've decided to use my Twitter account, MightyFrogBeast, for a daily "twitter cookie" (instead of a fortune cookie). That's right--I'm using twitter exactly one time each day. You'll get an inscrutable saying of no particular importance or possibly a little sample of the day's fiction writing or maybe just an obscure insult. For example, today's twitter cookie is:"When life hands you fire-bloated hedgepigs, make a nice soup that you give to your mother-in-law..."