Contest: What Will Contribute to Your Tragic Demise?

For me, it will either be my sincere affection for the occasional cigar--very excited about the Oliva Series V's I picked up today!!--or my equally sincere affection for good beer (as evidenced by Ann ordering 12 bottles of Arrogant Bastard, leaving Portland, Oregon, right...about...now).So, please tell me what's gonna cause your tragic downfall over time. Deadline, Monday at midnight EST. Er, you can be silly, serious, absurd, whatever. The winners, as selected by Matt Staggs of Enter the Octopus ("Huh? What? I am?"), will receive:First place, our advance copy of this very obscure book:Four runners-up, a copy of the Spectra Pulse magazine (as blogged here):