Just Call Me "Dream-Killer VanderMeer"

Every once in awhile my Amazon feature on Joe Nigg's How to Raise and Keep a Dragon still gets a comment from a kid, like this one:I have NO IDEA of how to get the FULL address of where the Mushussu dragons are sold. I don't know the cost either.My mom, though, is willing to pay for a live one. PLEASE TELL ME AS MUTCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN ABOUT IT!!!! P.S. I LOVE dragons!So I've finally had to reaffirm that dragons are imaginary in a comment of my own. Sigh. Well, I guess with global warming and world famine on the way, it's time for kids everywhere to be disillusioned in preparation...