Facebook Statuses You Might've "Missed" If You're Not My Facebook Friend

See. See what yer missing, from just the last day, over at Facebook? (Or not)- Repubs--stop talking about government "interference" in health care. We're already being held hostage by insurance companies. And ya know what--*preventative* medicine makes sense. We live in a crazy world when idiotic ideas can get any traction. It's like Alice in Wonderland with thirty mad hatters.- To the two naked weirdoes getting it on in the ridiculous heat of San Luis park in the dirt: thank you for completely disgustifying my hike. And, ma'am, that butterfly tattoo is big enuf to be a pterodactyl.- Writers who don't read a lot are like musicians who never listen to music. Don't care how busy you are, you're stunting your professional development.- With about a month til 41, here's the tally: creaky left knee, squinty right eye, scar on left tricep, scar on bottom of right foot, the ghosts of about two thousand papercuts, possible cavity, partial deafness in left ear, clear onset of possible halfheimer's. Not bad!- The wonderful Rina Weisman informs me I can buy decorative Finches for the Finch/Booklife book release party at World Fantasy. Only problem is, to complete the symbolism, they'll have to be packing heat, be infiltrated by fungus, eat squid, and be able to survive being blown up by bombs.- Statements that you definitely ignore if married, #1: Gym cafe cashier says "If I ever need a workout, I know who to go to."- Happy International Turn Off Your Computer, Hit Your Boss, and Have Some Vodka Day! (being self-employed, I hate this day)- The geckos that have replaced the anoles over time are pinkish-translucent with mottled bands. Gold-flecked black eyes and tiny pink tongues. Come out at dusk and have a knack of blending with wood and shadow. Feast on moths and night wasps. Look up at me with a curious combination of wariness and lack of guile.