Sequel Planned to the Kosher Guide: The Goyim Guide

The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals has been so popular already, despite not officially being released until tomorrow, that we've already been commissioned by Tachyon to do a sequel, aimed at a more general audience.---Will include 90 entries on different types of "tainted meat" throughout history.--Copious and mouth-watering illustrations by John Coulthart, who designed the first book.--Evil Monkey's discussion with Ann and with a third party, Mord, pictured below.--Extended recipes discussion between Ann and chef Bobby Flay on the best way to serve "bloat meats".(Mord)Excerpt from the Entry on "A Diseased Sow on Cobblestone Street, Frankfurt, 1502":

Evil Monkey: Is it suitable for goyim consumption? Pig is pig, no?Ann: I'm Jewish, how would I know?Mord: ALL SHUT UP. SHUT UP. DEVOUR SOW. DEVOUR MONKEY. DEVOUR ALL. THE END.