Favorite Predator Novel Rant That Might Be Cut...

...but would be great in the B-movie version...Suddenly, Maxim spoke up, and would not stop. "We need to get the fuck off of this island. We just need to fucking swim if we have to, to get off of this island. This shit isn't working. This shit isn't even fucking real. I can't believe that you're even talking about this. Let's make a ship out of this ridiculous lodge. Take it apart beam by beam. Make an outrigger like Thor Heyerdahl. We'll call it the Kon-Tiki 2. Hell, we can make a ship out of the bricks of coke I have back in my fucking room. We can make a ship out of the trees in the jungle. Or let's make a bonfire out of the savannah--something so bleeding large that they can see it from space like the Great Wall of China. Let's rape and pillage all the fucking mineral resources so we can make a cannon that shoots volcanoes of fire that'll reach Wales. Let's tie a message asking for help to the leg of every seagull on the beach. Let's take every monkey on the island and teach them to swim and harness them together and make the world's first monkey sea-sled team and whip them until they take us to Thailand. I mean, come on. Use a little bit of imagination."