All Hail Emperor Rick Scott, Supreme Ruler of All the Floridas

For those of you who might have missed it, our bountiful state of Florida has in its infinite wisdom seen the ascension to power of Emperor Rick Scott. Scott is Florida's first emperor and has already issued such decrees of intent as "regulations? what regulations" and "agencies? what agencies?" as well as "fired? you're not fired---I need you for two more months, and then you may leave my Presence."Most of these pronouncements have taken the form of Bulls***s rather than Holy Bulls as the Emperor has been sanctified and ordained by another source entirely, one south of even Florida, if you look at the depth charts.It's hot down here, but it's about to get even hotter.All Hail Emperor Rick Scott!Sincerely,Evil MonkeyP.S. Please remember when saying the name of His Excellency: His first name begins with a not-so-silent "P".