Writers: What's the Stupidest Story Idea You Ever Had?

This one is just for fun...and to show readers just how many bullets they may have dodged...What's the stupidest story idea you ever came up with? Or the stupidest story you wrote, possibly without at first realizing it was stupid? (And if so, how did you find out it was stupid? Did someone have to tell you?)My stupidest story is probably one in which FBI agents afraid of wiretaps communicate via a secret language composed of farts...I also once wrote a poem that was an ode to my beard. In my defense...I was fairly young.Now it's your turn...